Over a Year I know.....

so it has been over a year since I created this blog and I haven't used it at all.
I've got all kinds of thoughts I keep saying that I want to put out there into cyberspace for no one to read, but when it comes to sitting down and writing them all down....I tell you what....They never seem to make it onto this thing, as is very evident by the blank pages.

Here is the next great invention to take the internet/blogging world by storm.....if you really want to know what people think about, really catch their random ass thoughts and probably have a good laugh every now and then...someone needs to invent one of those personal recorders that actually has bluetooth or a wireless connection and speech recognition software. You say what you want to say, get it all out there right when you are thinking it and then upload those thoughts straight to your blog. No need to type a damn thing!! This type of contraption would either flop or sell like gosh darn hot cakes. (The selling of hot cakes is a story for another time by the way). Better yet.....cellphones that have this functionality. Hmmmm.....I think I need to patent this idea. You can do that these days you know.....Patent an idea...a really really general idea at that. There are law firms that sit around all day thinking of ideas to patent that they just wait for someone else to invent and then they sue them for everything they are worth. Ahhhhh......the American judicial system....good times.

So back to my great idea.....I suppose one of my 2 readers will stumble across this idea, leak it to Nokia or Motorola who will then team with Google and make this a reality before I can patent the idea and then I'll be sitting there in 20 years telling my kids how I got screwed by the big boys, but they won't even be paying attention because they'll be talking into their phones creating a new blog to upload rather than listening to dear old dad.

Next time......
Why are there large populations of homeless people in every single city in North America??