Starbucks thought.....

So as I am waiting for my coffee this morning (okay, it was a tall triple americano, but that is a rant for another day) and just observing the other 15 people standing around waiting for their drinks, I noticed someone almost grab the wrong drink about 5 times, have to ask the barista stupid questions probably 9 times and someone walk off with someone else's drink twice.
It is surprising, considering how many options there are, that so many people all order the same thing, sometimes in different sizes (but even that appears to confuse people). It turns into one big cluster-fuck of confusion near that pick-up counter.

Here is a unique thought, how about if the cashier asks for your name and writes that on the cup along with what you ordered?? The barista then simply calls out your name when it is ready, rather than "Grande double shot low fat caramel decaf triple steamed 174 degree latte", then you don't get confused with the person that ordered the "Grande double shot low fat maple decaf double steam 180 degree latte"

Novel Idea I know.

Cheers,

Signs of the times......

Sometimes you see things that just make you say WTF!?!?!?!

These signs were posted on bus stops all around Vancouver. Here is the list of why it is so awesome:
- They were even lit to be easily visible at night. (Get your salad tossing message across 24 hours a day!!)
- Not just tossing salads but tossing balls as well.......that's a new one to me.
- You can actually reduce your risk of getting cancer by tossing a salad.....what about someone tossing your salad though?

I keep wondering if this advertising genius still has a job.

Where to Live when you have no Home....

I am travelling for business this week and I was approached in the parking lot of my hotel my a homeless person who needed exactly $11.54 in order to get back home. (This exact amount of change is definitely an entirely different blog entry in itself...an entry in the "Idiots guide to being a street person" I am pretty sure)
Okay come back now.....turn the thermostat down a bit. I am not calling people without jobs and homes idiots by any means, many of them are brilliant, but I am sure that there is an unwritten handguide to being homeless out there somewhere. No matter where you go they all use the same little tricks and stories. I figured they all have to be written down somewhere in an "Idiots guide".
So now that I have clarified that I am "down with the homeless", the point of this entry was actually to talk about one thing that completely bewilders me.

After I was approached by the $11.54 guy (by the way, the guy with me reminded the exact change guy that he used that same story on hims 2 months ago in another parking lot and the guy said that he has been stranded for exactly 42 days and looking for that exact amount of change for that long :)) You gotta love how quickly they pull this stuff out of their hats. Anyway.........sheesh.

So we were talking and both of us were totally stumped as to whyanyone that is homeless would be in Vernon BC, let alone anywhere in Canada really. We both decided that if we were homeless we would head straight for Florida, Southern California or maybe even Arizona. Why would you want to be homeless anywhere that it snows at all?? Some of you might say...well not everyone likes the sun and warmth, some people love the snow, love to ski and sled, etc etc.......Yeah well we are talking about homeless people here. There is no skiing, no sledding, there is only surviving. I am sure some of them might love the snow, but do you think anyone likes sleeping in it on the street??

I am sure that some people reading this might think....."You idiot!! how are they supposed to travel?? How do Canadian homeless cross borders. Maybe they do not want to leave their hometowns." Well believe it or not, I am not one of these high and mighty "Damn homeless people"....uh..people. In all my interactions with homeless in different cities I have noticed that the majority of them all came from somewhere else. They are not native to the area they "live". You may also say, "how are they supposed to get into the states without a work permit?" That question sort of answers itself dont you think? WORK Permit. I know it sounds shitty of me, but not many of these people are actively looking for jobs in silicon valley and most the "jobs" they do stumble into don't exactly require a work permit. So my question is this.....

Why stop in places like Vernon, Vancouver (yes it is one of the only cities in Canada where it does not snow, but it gets COLD and WET WET WET) San Francisco (huge homeless population), Salt Lake City, Minnesota........Seriously. They all got to these places somehow, why not keep going and make it to Arizona or Florida??
Maybe it is just me, but if I am living on the streets I do not want the chance of freezing to death thrown into the equation.

So since I have surely pissed off some homeless advocates.
Let me clarify that I just do not understand why people that are professional homeless people, beggars and such, would want to be living on the streets in the snow and cold.

Keep it chilly....

Over a Year I know.....

so it has been over a year since I created this blog and I haven't used it at all.
I've got all kinds of thoughts I keep saying that I want to put out there into cyberspace for no one to read, but when it comes to sitting down and writing them all down....I tell you what....They never seem to make it onto this thing, as is very evident by the blank pages.

Here is the next great invention to take the internet/blogging world by storm.....if you really want to know what people think about, really catch their random ass thoughts and probably have a good laugh every now and then...someone needs to invent one of those personal recorders that actually has bluetooth or a wireless connection and speech recognition software. You say what you want to say, get it all out there right when you are thinking it and then upload those thoughts straight to your blog. No need to type a damn thing!! This type of contraption would either flop or sell like gosh darn hot cakes. (The selling of hot cakes is a story for another time by the way). Better yet.....cellphones that have this functionality. Hmmmm.....I think I need to patent this idea. You can do that these days you know.....Patent an idea...a really really general idea at that. There are law firms that sit around all day thinking of ideas to patent that they just wait for someone else to invent and then they sue them for everything they are worth. Ahhhhh......the American judicial system....good times.

So back to my great idea.....I suppose one of my 2 readers will stumble across this idea, leak it to Nokia or Motorola who will then team with Google and make this a reality before I can patent the idea and then I'll be sitting there in 20 years telling my kids how I got screwed by the big boys, but they won't even be paying attention because they'll be talking into their phones creating a new blog to upload rather than listening to dear old dad.

Next time......
Why are there large populations of homeless people in every single city in North America??