Drivers License Hilarity

This is too damn funny.......
The last one is side splitting.

Running Away for Real

This kid has really thought this out. I only made it half way to the neighbors the first time I packed my little suitcase and ran away in the dead of winter only wearing my pajamas and a jacket.

WTF!!!!

I just found out that they currently have no plans of releasing the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie in Canada. They want to release it solely in the U.S. and see how it does first. So we may never get it unless it can compete with the likes of Will Ferrell, Shaya LeWho, and kid friendly NWA former front man Ice Cube.
Guess i'll wait till it comes out on DVD.

Big disappointment......BIG

You cannot say No

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.